A huge chunk of rubble lay scattered around the city, smoke rising from every crevice while fire crackled in the background. Sirens crying out, the only sound in the deafly silence, alongside the wind being the only ambience of the once proud city.
Tears brimming in his eyes, Bush silently walked over to the body of DerpehBunnehz. Grasping his hand tightly, Derpeh turned his head towards Bush and coughed. "Bush...it's going to be...okay...This is what I wanted...It's good for me..."
"Derpeh..please don't talk" Bush sniffled. "You're too weak. You're injured."
"Bush...please...I'm leaving...on good terms. Oolala and I are...going to be alright...But remember this....You have to...take down...Roscoe...Do...what I couldn't." With a cough of blood, Derpeh closed his eyes as Bush cried out in rage. But he had no time, he looked back quickly as a ball of yellow light quickly blazed towards him. With a quick jump, he watched as Oolala's and Derpeh's bodies were incinerated. Without even thinking he ran away as fast as his legs would allow, having nothing but destruction and death to be his companion.
------------------3 months earlier----------------
"Yeah, but you see Huskie, I want a Wogs of the Dead. I would literally give my Master of RDM for it." Karkat hectically explained. "I have to be the richest and most powerful in the city. Otherwise what use is life?"
Huskie sipped his tea and facepalmed. "You could try getting laid. Or...y'know..being productive."
"Yeah, but that requires work." Karkat sighed.
"And we all know how Karkat is when it actually comes to doing something." Bong smirked. "Oh wait, no we don't. Because he doesn't."
"Bong, A. That makes no sense. B. You're an idiot. And C. You have no friends besides a Mac n Cheese box." Roscoe sighed.
"I drew a smiley face and a pair of boobs on it so I can pretend it's an actual woman" Bong beamed.
"Yeah, and I wonder how long it takes for it to leave you."
The group howled with laughter except for Bong who silently cried to himself.
"Well I guess you can say...Bong can't think outside the box!" Roscoe laughed.
"Roscoe...you were doing so good...And you killed it there." Huskie frowned, obviously not impressed with the pun.
Just then, a portal opened up in front of them.
"Roscoe! You have to find Cecilia! Cecilia is the key! You were right about him!"
The portal closed as everyone just looked at Roscoe. Confused.
"Is someone trying to get rid of you again, Roscoe?" Huskie asked.
"At the rate that it happens, I honestly wouldn't be surprised."
"People just...need to chill. I don't see why it's so hard for them to accept when they do something wrong."
"Because most of them are under 15?" Roscoe snickered.
"oooh burn!" Karkat laughed.
Just then, the sunny day turned cloudy as a bunch of dildos began raining from the sky. Before any of the group could reply, they were stopped by the maniacal laughter of Zeno.
"FRANK! NOTICE ME! I SHALL RESPAWN HIM. HE SHALL ONCE AGAIN BRING TERROR TO THE WORLD. HE SHALL BE REBORN. COME BACK TO LIFE, DILDOZILLA!"
The dildos came together to form a giant lizard like monster, who let out a deafening shriek. The group, all ready to fight stood up as one. Except for Bong. Because Bong's a coward.
Combining their powers, Karkat, Roscoe, and Huskie became the unstoppable Exodia. Shooting a giant wave of multiple blasts at them, Exodia soon found itself out of power, and the three devolved into their normal selves.
"This form is fucking useless!" Huskie ranted.
"Yeah. Runs out of power way too quickly."
"I like using it to taunt people though."
With its back lighting up, Dildozilla shot back a dildo attack, which slammed against the trio. Karkat clenched his butt, and a Pokeball came out, releasing a Togekiss.
But it was too late! Because out of nowhere, Pepper, using his afro as a parachute came down with his Gengar and made Karkat's Togekiss faint. Without a single line of dialogue, Pepper was devoured by Dildozilla. With things looking grim for our trio.
"It's alright guys. I know the one thing that can destroy dildos." Roscoe smirked.
With anticipation in their balls, Huskie and Karkat waited to see what Roscoe had in store.
Taking out a Bizon, He aimed it at the monster. With a trigger finger quicker than most masturbate, flames shot out and ultimately melted the monster to nothing. With Zeno alongside it.
Roscoe blew the smoke away from his gun. "Well...it looks like he couldn't take...the heat. There's a clean up needed on aisle four."
"God damn it, Roscoe." Huskie and Karkat said in unison.
-End of Chapter 1.-
Tears brimming in his eyes, Bush silently walked over to the body of DerpehBunnehz. Grasping his hand tightly, Derpeh turned his head towards Bush and coughed. "Bush...it's going to be...okay...This is what I wanted...It's good for me..."
"Derpeh..please don't talk" Bush sniffled. "You're too weak. You're injured."
"Bush...please...I'm leaving...on good terms. Oolala and I are...going to be alright...But remember this....You have to...take down...Roscoe...Do...what I couldn't." With a cough of blood, Derpeh closed his eyes as Bush cried out in rage. But he had no time, he looked back quickly as a ball of yellow light quickly blazed towards him. With a quick jump, he watched as Oolala's and Derpeh's bodies were incinerated. Without even thinking he ran away as fast as his legs would allow, having nothing but destruction and death to be his companion.
------------------3 months earlier----------------
"Yeah, but you see Huskie, I want a Wogs of the Dead. I would literally give my Master of RDM for it." Karkat hectically explained. "I have to be the richest and most powerful in the city. Otherwise what use is life?"
Huskie sipped his tea and facepalmed. "You could try getting laid. Or...y'know..being productive."
"Yeah, but that requires work." Karkat sighed.
"And we all know how Karkat is when it actually comes to doing something." Bong smirked. "Oh wait, no we don't. Because he doesn't."
"Bong, A. That makes no sense. B. You're an idiot. And C. You have no friends besides a Mac n Cheese box." Roscoe sighed.
"I drew a smiley face and a pair of boobs on it so I can pretend it's an actual woman" Bong beamed.
"Yeah, and I wonder how long it takes for it to leave you."
The group howled with laughter except for Bong who silently cried to himself.
"Well I guess you can say...Bong can't think outside the box!" Roscoe laughed.
"Roscoe...you were doing so good...And you killed it there." Huskie frowned, obviously not impressed with the pun.
Just then, a portal opened up in front of them.
"Roscoe! You have to find Cecilia! Cecilia is the key! You were right about him!"
The portal closed as everyone just looked at Roscoe. Confused.
"Is someone trying to get rid of you again, Roscoe?" Huskie asked.
"At the rate that it happens, I honestly wouldn't be surprised."
"People just...need to chill. I don't see why it's so hard for them to accept when they do something wrong."
"Because most of them are under 15?" Roscoe snickered.
"oooh burn!" Karkat laughed.
Just then, the sunny day turned cloudy as a bunch of dildos began raining from the sky. Before any of the group could reply, they were stopped by the maniacal laughter of Zeno.
"FRANK! NOTICE ME! I SHALL RESPAWN HIM. HE SHALL ONCE AGAIN BRING TERROR TO THE WORLD. HE SHALL BE REBORN. COME BACK TO LIFE, DILDOZILLA!"
The dildos came together to form a giant lizard like monster, who let out a deafening shriek. The group, all ready to fight stood up as one. Except for Bong. Because Bong's a coward.
Combining their powers, Karkat, Roscoe, and Huskie became the unstoppable Exodia. Shooting a giant wave of multiple blasts at them, Exodia soon found itself out of power, and the three devolved into their normal selves.
"This form is fucking useless!" Huskie ranted.
"Yeah. Runs out of power way too quickly."
"I like using it to taunt people though."
With its back lighting up, Dildozilla shot back a dildo attack, which slammed against the trio. Karkat clenched his butt, and a Pokeball came out, releasing a Togekiss.
But it was too late! Because out of nowhere, Pepper, using his afro as a parachute came down with his Gengar and made Karkat's Togekiss faint. Without a single line of dialogue, Pepper was devoured by Dildozilla. With things looking grim for our trio.
"It's alright guys. I know the one thing that can destroy dildos." Roscoe smirked.
With anticipation in their balls, Huskie and Karkat waited to see what Roscoe had in store.
Taking out a Bizon, He aimed it at the monster. With a trigger finger quicker than most masturbate, flames shot out and ultimately melted the monster to nothing. With Zeno alongside it.
Roscoe blew the smoke away from his gun. "Well...it looks like he couldn't take...the heat. There's a clean up needed on aisle four."
"God damn it, Roscoe." Huskie and Karkat said in unison.
-End of Chapter 1.-